NSOP Chit-Chat Thread.

[jacobsen1]

[LucKie355]

The last two pages of this thread were started by Ben with a

I think he planned it.

-K

[Alchemy-Z]

maybe one day they will all line up geographically in a circle

[jacobsen1]

[tbert]

Oh, btw,



cowgirl works with poison ivy, in case you were wondering.

[Warus]

I'm sick as a dog at the moment. Had a flu type thing since Saturday and I am hammering it with every medicine I can get hold of. This needs to be gone by next Friday!

[Alchemy-Z]

Oh, btw,



cowgirl works with poison ivy, in case you were wondering.

what about reverse cowgirl?

[LucKie355]

The forum is loading suuuuuuper slow for me and it's really pissing me off.

-K

[jacobsen1]

yeah, French said it was down for him this morning as well?

[Markitos]

yeah, French said it was down for him this morning as well?

It was never down for me, but it was SUPER slow earlier.

[jacobsen1]

It was never down for me, but it was SUPER slow earlier.

me either, but it's been normal speed for me. Weird.

[LucKie355]

It's a little better now.

-K

[tbert]

what about reverse cowgirl?

Probably that, too. I'll try that next time.

[tbert]

Working normal for me now.

[PhatheadWRX]

penis

[tbert]

no. forum.

[Warus]

Woops! Be sure to check who an SMS is from before replying. Thought it was my gf and it was my sister. Phone displays number instead of name over here. Now that was embarrassing

[jacobsen1]

maybe you should add arkansas to your list of states to visit? Or Kentucky?

[Warus]

Ok I'm just going to come out and say it, Dr Pepper tastes like arse. I'm sure the foul concoction is brew from marzipan that came out of a cows bum. I chucked out half the can as I can't stand it!

[Warus]

I was given this cheap little tripod years ago and chucked it in my bag to travel. Turns out it's a little winner and let me get some night long exposures I would have had no chafe getting without a tripod.

[AWD FTW!]

Ok I'm just going to come out and say it, Dr Pepper tastes like arse. I'm sure the foul concoction is brew from marzipan that came out of a cows bum. I chucked out half the can as I can't stand it!

That hurts, Dr Pepper is the best! haha

[danm]

Ok I'm just going to come out and say it, Dr Pepper tastes like arse. I'm sure the foul concoction is brew from marzipan that came out of a cows bum. I chucked out half the can as I can't stand it!

there is something very wrong with you. maybe try drinking it when your not standing upside down.

[tbert]

I second Dave...

[dmitchell]

Walking around Skagway, AK yesterday with 5,000 tourists. DSLR's everywhere I told my wife "you see the people carrying Canon's - look for the red rings those are the expensive lenses. Kept walking and sure enough, she starts looking at all the lenses.

[jacobsen1]

marzipan!

what's wrong with marzipan?

[LucKie355]

I am so glad I waited a few extra days before using my JetBlue miles to book a flight to FL. They just posted a huge sale, and now it'll be less than half what it would have cost had I not held out. Aw yeah!

-K

[dangerwoman]

i just read in cosmo (lol) that men have, on average, eleven boners a day.

educate me, dudes. because this sounds insane to me.

[tbert]

What is wrong with those men....That number seems awfully low.

[jacobsen1]

meg, did it mention how many are at night?

this also varies with age as far as I've seen. I'm only 32 and the # has gone way down, but in my teens/early 20s I'd need to do a few belt tucks every now and again...

[MoLS]

NIGHTBONERS!!!!

[Alchemy-Z]

depends on what cars I see on the way home lol

but srsly my penis and belly button may as well have been bus partners during middle school/highschool

[WRXJIM]

depends on what cars I see on the way home lol

but srsly my penis and belly button may as well have been bus partners during middle school/highschool

lol

if you have one all day, that will effect the average...

[jacobsen1]

but srsly my penis and belly button may as well have been bus partners during middle school/highschool

[dangerwoman]

meg, did it mention how many are at night?

this also varies with age as far as I've seen. I'm only 32 and the # has gone way down, but in my teens/early 20s I'd need to do a few belt tucks every now and again...

It didn't specify... I assumed most were at night but my sister thought they meant during the day (or not asleep) because they said per day...
Either way seems like alot to me unless they're surveying fifteen year olds

[jjswee]

We have been members since 2007? Really? Wow time flies.

[danm]

It didn't specify... I assumed most were at night but my sister thought they meant during the day (or not asleep) because they said per day...
Either way seems like alot to me unless they're surveying fifteen year olds

11 sounds like a slow day....

[jacobsen1]

It didn't specify... I assumed most were at night but my sister thought they meant during the day (or not asleep) because they said per day...
Either way seems like alot to me unless they're surveying fifteen year olds

yeah, like I said, age effects this. These day (32) ignoring nite time it's maybe one or two and usually they're not full on raging. But sometimes something will pop into my head and I'm SOL. It was a lot worse ~5 years ago, not sure if it's age or marriage?

We have been members since 2007? Really? Wow time flies.

don't check NASIOC...

[jjswee]

My nasioc start date is how I can tell how long I've had my subaru. November 2004. I've had my car for nearly 6 years and put 47k miles on it so far.

[jacobsen1]

Join Date: Mar 2002

that's when I got my 2002 and was my first username. I forgot the login as I was offline after it got wrecked until I got the 04 ~3 months later. My second was was march 03. They've since been mergified.

[ride5000]

i'd say 10 or so boners a day is about right.

[Alchemy-Z]

American Standard, one of (if not THE) largest toilet production companies (amongst other things), is headquartered in

PISCATAWAY, New Jersey. (piss-scat-away).

True story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Standard_Brands
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piscata...ip,_New_Jersey

gotta love discovery chan, or wherever I saw this.


just sayin'

[tbert]

That place is oddly close to Newark..

[dmitchell]

I just missed a call on my cell from Russia? I don't know anyone in, and CAN'T see Russia from here.

+7 (8752) 40-11-0

[tbert]

I just missed a call on my cell from Russia? I don't know anyone in, and CAN'T see Russia from here.

+7 (8752) 40-11-0

It was probably for Sarah.

[AWD FTW!]

It was probably for Sarah.

Next door neighbors must have gotten the wrong number

[LucKie355]

Ok, as if the Charmin bear commercials weren't bad enough... I just saw one with the two bears singing some song about "it feels so good", and they make it look all romantic, and then show the guy bear sitting on the can. After he's done, the two bears are snuggling on the couch with t.p. W. T. F. ??? Are they implying that bears get their groove on after taking a ****?

What is this, I don't even.... ?

-K

[jacobsen1]

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[danm]

Ok, as if the Charmin bear commercials weren't bad enough... I just saw one with the two bears singing some song about "it feels so good", and they make it look all romantic, and then show the guy bear sitting on the can. After he's done, the two bears are snuggling on the couch with t.p. W. T. F. ??? Are they implying that bears get their groove on after taking a ****?

What is this, I don't even.... ?

-K

ask Ken, he'll explain why its a good thing

[ride5000]

well, have you tried getting your groove on BEFORE you take a ****?

it can be distracting.

[jacobsen1]

you're so full of **** ken....