http://www.theonion.com/content/news...es_trans_am_in

"Oops, looks like I got a little brewha in the flavor-saver," added Biden, referring to his wispy, four-day-old mustache. "Any of you girls care to join me for another tallboy?"

"And check out these gold snowflake rims. They're a real bitch to clean, but they're totally worth it." "Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters," Biden continued.

The Onion is pretty damn good. Great CGI too, very news like.

The Onion is indeed awesome...

And they called Bush a redneck? look at joe dirt up there.

i love caity's onion.

"EUGENE, OR—After wasting an afternoon taking pictures of a broken tricycle, moss on trees, and the shadow of a wrought-iron fence, Churchill Alternative High School senior Jessica Ivers falsely informed family and friends Saturday that she was getting into photography. "I love the way real film looks," said Ivers, who has owned the old single-lens reflex 35 millimeter camera for exactly one week, and named as her favorite photographers "probably Diane Arbus" and the French guy who took the picture of the boy with the wine bottle. "I'm really fascinated by textures, and I think I'll be able to get some good shots of my grandma's hands this weekend." Sources close to Ivers expect the camera to join her clarinet and yoga mat under her bed once she pays $14.85 to develop the roll of clumsy, overexposed images. "

Shouldn't this thread be merged with the other onion thread?

Too many onion threads make tbert's eyes water

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...bus_crashes_in

VH1 Bus full of sluts crashes, spilling over 2000 pounds of slut onto the highway.

(Bummer that we can't embed videos from The Onion, but it's slightly NSFW anyway.)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99487

"Kids as young as 17 or 18 are getting STOKED over things as simple as snowboarding or finding $10 in their pants pocket. It's not safe!"

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http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...sed_from_grave

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...e_teleprompter

NSFW Language!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._some_bull****

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._ban_marriages